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Sam "Spreadsheet" Houston and Bronco Billie break down the latest NFL headlines.

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders unionize, to start collective bargaining after pushing for better wages for years 1:30

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Sam "Spreadsheet" Houston: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Association has officially gained recognition to begin collective bargaining. From a logistical standpoint, this streamlines the labor structure for the franchise's auxiliary staff.

Bronco Billie: Who cares about the logistics, Sam? It is about the power! They fought for those wages and they won. That is a victory on the sidelines!

Sam "Spreadsheet" Houston: While it doesn't change a quarterback's completion percentage, it stabilizes the organizational infrastructure. Consistency is the key to any successful operation.

Giants linebacker Tremaine Edmunds out for remainder of 2026 season with shoulder injury 1:00

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Sam "Spreadsheet" Houston: Tremaine Edmunds is out for the remainder of the 2026 season with a shoulder injury. For fantasy managers, this means a total loss of production in the Giants' linebacker corps for the foreseeable future.

Bronco Billie: A season-ending injury is a gut punch! You have to scramble for a replacement immediately because your defense just lost a huge piece of the puzzle.

Ravens list QB Lamar Jackson as questionable for Sunday vs. Bengals 1:00

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Sam "Spreadsheet" Houston: Lamar Jackson is listed as questionable for the matchup against the Bengals. Based on the sample size of high-impact games, his availability creates a significant variance in the Ravens' offensive floor.

Bronco Billie: This is the ultimate nail-biter! You have to check the active roster every minute. If he takes the field, the hype train leaves the station!

Coin Flip

Will the Cowboys Cheerleaders union get a contract by the end of the year? Yes or No?

Sam "Spreadsheet" Houston: Yes. No. Yes.

Bronco Billie: Yes. Yes. Yes.

Will Tremaine Edmunds return to the Giants next season? Yes or No?

Sam "Spreadsheet" Houston: Contract by end of year? Yes. Contract by end of year? No. Jackson play against Bengals? Yes. Jackson play against Bengals? No.

Bronco Billie: Contract? Yes. Contract? Yes. Jackson play? Yes. Jackson play? Yes.

Will Lamar Jackson play against the Bengals this week? Yes or No?

Sam "Spreadsheet" Houston: Contract? Yes. Contract? Yes. Jackson? Yes. Jackson? Yes.

Bronco Billie: Contract? Yes. Contract? Yes. Jackson? Yes. Jackson? Yes.

Instant Replay

Pinky Pinkerton: The show says the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Association gained recognition to begin collective bargaining, and the story confirms the Dallas Cowboys agreed to recognize the newly formed union as the collective bargaining representative for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

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